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Last updated Sunday February 5th 2012
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Chris Gethard has a new book. It's great, and you should buy it here
HyReviews.com Joke of the Week: Gary Vider
HyReviews.com's Comedy Videos of the Month: John Mulaney: New in Town
HyReviews.com's Bonus Comedy Videos of the Month: In the Bedroom
Red-Hot Shows Likely to Sell Out: (new shows to be posted soon...)
Previous HyReviews.com Jokes of the Week
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NYC Comedy Club Discounts—NO COVER on all Eastville & select Broadway & Dangerfield's shows!
(Eastville Comedy, Broadway Comedy, Dangerfield's)
Hy's Latest (15th) Book: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Thyroid Disease
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NYC Comedy Picks for Sunday 2/5/12
Enjoy the Super Bowl with snacks supplied by Eugene Mirman at tonight's
free Pretty
Good Friends;
or if you're not a football fan, stay home to enjoy the BBC America marathon
of Absolutely Fabulous...
...and don't forget the TV alternative that's a Janeane Garofalo fave: The Puppy Bowl
Recommendations for the best in New York City comedy tonight
(in chronological order, with top picks noted and shows over $10 marked with $) include:
[FREE] 4:00 pm: An unusually early walk-in open-mic stand-up show at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City: Face-Plant Comedy Showcase
[TOP PICK] [FREE] 6:00 pm: A free Super Bowl party with snacks instead of comedy at Brooklyn's Union Hall hosted by comedy giant Eugene Mirman: Pretty Good Friends
[TOP PICK] 6:00 pm ($5): Typically stellar NYC comics (but, unusually, not announced this week) participating in "a weekly podcast that assembles a new panel of comedians and weird characters to give funny advice, or at the very least relate to the people's problems with their own stories" at UCB East hosted by Andy Rocco: Here to Help
[FREE] 6:00 pm: At this monthly show, "three improv teams swap two performers each, pick a long-form style out of a hat, and then perform with their new rosters" at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City: Yankee Swap
6:30 pm ($5): A one-man show by Athos Cakiades at The Magnet about "marginal portraits of masculinity as in a Roman poet, a college dean, a frat brother, two inmates, and your average rooster:" Cock of the Walk
[TOP PICK] 7:30 pm ($10) and 9:30 pm [FREE]: UCBwest's signature improv comedy extravaganza, which typically includes stars in the improv world, and sometimes even TV & movie stars such as Amy Poehler and Horatio Sanz: ASSSCAT 3000
7:30 pm ($5): Improv troupes not affiliated with any comedy school compete at UCB East for audience laughs and votes—and the privilege to go on to perform at the primary Cage Match show at UCB Chelsea—in this show hosted by the delightful Amey Goerlich & Ryan Karels (Krompf): Indie Cage Match
[FREE] 7:30 pm: Sketch, improv, and more at The Creek upstairs theatre in Queens' Long Island City from comedy troupe Froduce
[TOP PICK] 8:00 pm ($5): Jimmy Fallon writer Casey Jost performs a one-man show in which he plays a myriad of characters revolving around a theme: Fooling Around with Casey Jost
[FREE] 8:00 pm: Magnet sketch comics performing new material: Ripe Sketch Comedy
[FREE] 8:00 pm: NYC stand-ups (not announced) performing at The PIT downstairs lounge for a free weekly show typically hosted by Chris Grace: Cold Soda Comedy
9:00 pm ($5): Improv veterans Brandon Gardner, Chelsea Clarke, and Phillip Jackson hosting & performing in a show at UCB East with guest improvisors: Improv Nerds
[FREE] 9:30 pm: Open-mic stand-up, with four minutes per comic, at The PIT downstairs lounge hosted by Molly Austin & Mike Brown: Vicious Cycle
9:00 pm ($5): Improv veterans Brandon Gardner, Chelsea Clarke, and Phillip Jackson hosting & performing in a show at UCB East with improvisors taken from the audience...and who may include you: Improv Nerds Jam
To view HyReviews.com NYC Comedy Picks from previous weeks, please click here.
HyReviews.com's Joke of the Week
I went on a job interview.
The lady asked me if I'd pass a drug
test.
I said, "Yeah, if it's written."
Then she was like, "You're going to need to pee in
a cup."
I said, "I'm going to need a month to study for it."
I also joined a gym recently.
The guy who
showed me around was
so excited
it was
open 24 hours.
He was like, "You can
work out at 3:00 in the morning!"
I told him, "Dude, if you see me
in here
at 3:00 am,
call an ambulance,
because I've been trapped under a piece of equipment for several hours."
—Gary Vider
To read HyReviews.com's Favorite Jokes from previous weeks, please click here.
HyReviews.com's Comedy Videos of the Month:
John Mulaney
Accepting Adulthood on a Subway Platform
Beware the Mean Insights of 13-Year-Olds
It's Hard to Really Get Lost in New York
That Tall Child Looks Terrible
John Mulaney is one of finest stand-ups in the country, offering hilarious on-target observations crafted with the artistry of a poet and the playfulness of a young brat. John's also one of the most beloved guys in comedy, thanks to his remaining steadfastly down-to-earth throughout his increasing success as a staff writer for Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live, and his new Comedy Central hour-long special. The latter is coming at the end of January in CD and DVD versions under the title New in Town, which you can—and should—buy by clicking here and/or here.
Previous HyReviews.com Comedy Videos of the Month
HyReviews.com's Bonus Comedy Videos of the Month:
In the Bedroom
Can't Sleep (written/directed/starring Bridgid Ryan)
Business Time (sung by Flight of the Conchords)
Bedroom Moves (written/starring Patrice O'Neal)
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Top NYC Comedy Venues
The following are the primary theatres hosting notable NYC comedy shows:
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre West (UCB West)
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre East (UCB East or UCBeast)
The Creek and the Cave (Queens LIC)
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Hy's Current Favorite Craigslist Ads
Please note: Note a word has been changed in the ads below. My comments are in boldface.
Poet/Artist/God's Wife Looking for a Literary Agent or Publisher
Date: 2010-02-04, 10:19 am EST
Reply to: kristiedono@yahoo.com
I have a wonderful poetry book, creative, wild images and a really good magical story to tell.
[You have a poetry book—um, with images and a story?]
I am looking to sell my poetry book with images and then my story
to someone.
[So you have a poetry book with images...and you also have a story in an undefined form. And for some reason you need to sell the poetry before you sell the story...to "someone." That's a bit confusing, but whatever; it's not like you're claiming to be a wordsmith...]
I am God's wife, and the story is about our life together.
[Ah.]
It's got spirituality, love, tragedy, adventure, crime, violence,
music, sex, a little bit of everything.
[Actually, you left out drugs.
But that's okay; at this point,
drugs are heavily implied...]
I have a diary of our letters to each other, and the poems are like letters I wrote to God in a creative way.
[As opposed to the non-creative steamy porn that you actually wrote to your stud boyfriend God.]
This will be a big hit, it is a beautiful story, you won't be disappointed.
[The odds are good. God's last book was a huge bestseller.]
God is a black man on Earth and a musician. I have proof.
[It's a hip-hopera DVD titled Trapped in the Closet.
Thing is, God turned insane in 2000.
(Which explains a lot...)]
This is a great story. I am also a great writer and poet and artist.
[And 100% real. You can check out Kristie's Web site at http://www.harttherapy.blogspot.com.]
Need Urban Ghost Writers (Metro Atlanta)
Date: 2009-11-13, 6:33PM EST
Reply to: writelikeyoufeel@yahoo.com
Looking for creative ghost writers with excellent grammar skills and ideas.
[Because that's what makes a writer great: killer grammar, and concepts.]
Male and females are encouraged to apply.
[Translation: Sorry, I don't work with hermaphrodites.]
Serious inquiries only...Please do not respond if you are not serious!
[Translation: I'm sooo tired of people making fun of me...]
Writer Wanted for Book to be Published (Hartland, WI)
Date: 2009-09-29, 1:52AM CDT
Reply to: job-tvm4r-1397614923@craigslist.org
I am writing a book and need someone who can
help me with writing my story.
I am seeking someone who is spiritual in nature
and believes that by reading this
you are the person designed to write it.
Give me a call at 262-xxx-xxxx and introduce yourself.
[Hello. I have been designed to write your book.
Thank you for fulfilling my destiny.
The days, months, and years of constantly reading
Craigslist ads in search of purpose have finally
been rewarded. I am eager to start work on
our spiritual instant classic I Was Born
to Ghostwrite Someone Else's Book.]
Writers for Wheelchair Book (San Diego—Mission Valley)
Date: 2009-09-28, 10:41AM PDT
Reply to: bouncesdtalent@gmail.com
Easy Life Inc. is looking to write a book about purchasing a new wheelchair.
We are looking for 2-3 writers to provide 200 pages of content each.
[In other words, we want a 600-page book...about buying a wheelchair.]
We want fresh ideas that relate to buying a wheelchair.
[Idea #42: Raise cash as drug mule.
Cops
will never suspect crippled old coot like you.]
Please send a sample or two of your writings, your rates,
and 2-3 BRIEF topics that you would contribute to this book.
Writings will be submitted weekly for originality
and to assure you are going in the right direction.
[If you're going in the wrong direction, we'll grab
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We want you to exhaust any and all ideas
that go into purchasing a motorized wheelchair.
[At which point the Seventh Seal will be broken,
commencing the Apocalypse.]
Once you have exhausted that
go into manual wheelchairs,
then walkers, crutches, etc.
[And after you've exhausted all hope of support,
we want to you to crawl on your belly before us.
Crawl like the worm you are.]
Previous SEO experience a plus. Local to San Diego preferred.
In the subject line: WHEELCHAIR
[Or just: END OF THE WORLD.
Either way.]
Take a look at our Web site at http://www.powerchairatnocost.com.
Compensation: $750 to $1,500 DOE
[Again, this ad is 100% real. If you have
fresh ideas about buying a wheelchair...]
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